About Me (Is Currently Under Construction, Like most of my DIY Projects I Started Years Ago)
Get ready for the most riveting About Me section in the history of the internet… just as soon as I overcome my aversion to writing about myself. This space is currently under construction, much like my ever-evolving personality and that half-built desk that’s been collecting dust in my garage.
In the meantime, feel free to marvel at my laser files and blog posts and try to deduce my enigmatic personality from them. Do these intricate patterns reveal a tortured soul or someone who just really likes geometric shapes? The world may never know.
Pro Tip: Check back periodically for updates, or better yet, don’t. The suspense will add to the mystique.